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Accepting All Coochies / Denying All Cockies T-Shirt

$24.99
Colors: Heather Pink
Sizes: M
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
Soft, breathable, and cheekily honest — this lightweight jersey tee speaks your mind without shouting. The front reads “ACCEPTING ALL COOCHIES” while the back counters with “DENYING ALL COOKIES,” a playful pairing that blends sass and subtle commentary. The retail fit and crew neckline sit comfortably under a jacket or on their own during warm days. Made from ethically sourced, combed ring-spun cotton (with select heather/neon blends), the shirt feels gentle on skin and moves with you, whether you’re out with friends, at a casual meetup, or lounging at home. Tear-away label comfort is noted, though fulfillment may apply a printed neck label. Choose this tee when you want an understated silhouette paired with bold, humorous text — for people who love to wear personality and spark a smile.

Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neons)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (4.2–4.3 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline for easy layering
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Ribbed knit collar with a seam

Ribbed knit collar with a seam

The ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend its structural support

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Ethically made 100% cotton from sustainably sourced materials. Heathers and Neon Pink are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Light Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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